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artistically inclined. cullinarily inclined. sarcastic and rye humoured. sometimes angsty.

so my landlords daughter is sick in the hospital, yet her two friends seem to be here. riding up and down the garage...raping what personal space i have with their noise and their bodies. this conversation ensued...
child #1: oi stap ride di bicycle yah guh scrape up di people dem cyar
child #2: is arrite cus me love beatin'...me used to beatin'
me: *in my head* que le BUMBO!?
child #1: yeah man, you love beatin, suh when yuh guh a jail yah get NUFF beatin'
me: *in my head* o_o
child #2: naw, mi jus use to it
me: *traumatized by the realization that this child is used to abuse and may grow up to be a masochist...also traumatized by the brutal gang rape of my personal space, peace and quiet
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