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artistically inclined. cullinarily inclined. sarcastic and rye humoured. sometimes angsty.
welcome.

What kind of devil bullshit is okcupid

womenweed-andweather:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

whitegirlsaintshit:

langsettte:

duragdaddy:

duragdaddy:

glitterweave:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what do white people even protest about

Longer chipotle hours

lower costs for guacamole

more brown rice….

Why people gadda be so stupid

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

nightbike:

thechanelmuse:

monicalewinskys:

EARL WENt OFF!

Get em!

omg if you read any of the new articles about this DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS humans are the fucking worst

kayla-kunt:

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

I will fucking cry right now oh my fucking god,

majiinboo:

naoenaona oneaofnaofe!

majiinboo:

naoenaona oneaofnaofe!

teavibes:

elizabethlovatt:

Bee Quilt

The material has been hand dyed with turmeric, tea and onions skins. Then hand printed with lino cuts to represent the larvae, workers, drones and the single queen bee. The quilt was then then pieced, quilted and bound by hand.

The bees are arranged in a rough imitation of the structure of a hive: the queen is surrounded by workers, each drone and larvae are attended by their own workers, while others form a circle to represent a “bee dance” and some stand guard at the entrance to the hive.

I wanna make this!

I need this

brutereason:

These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.

Oh god i need this book

Fifty shades of just wanting my mom to shut the fuck up. Stop talking to me. Like i don’t wanna hear ur voice for the rest of the day

Fifty shades of frustrated and mad at myself.

I think i may cry tonight. I’m mad that my priorities are so out of whack. Im mad that i may be homeless soon. I’m mad that my mom keeps asking me about my sick friend and refuses to accept my “i don’t want to talk about it”.
Like honestly what can you say or do to make me feel better? He doesn’t even like you. Why after so many years of treating him like shit now that he’s sick you wanna ask and be concerned. If you wanna go see him ur a big ass 71 year old. Stop trying to be concerned through me.
I’m fucking dealing and processing and i don’t want/need ur help…i already feel awful that he’s been there for a month and i can’t muster strength to go see him. I know I’m a shit friend. I don’t need to hear those things from u and ur stupid bleating lamb voice.
Shut up and stop asking about him. Hes my friend not fucking yours.

kateordie:

thecatalystundefined:

kateordie:

Cool down art / pep talk

Kate is v. Cool. Maybe next Tcaf around i can actually go up to her table without massive anxiety making me feel like im the most annoying fan ever :/ i probably was pretty alright but i cant help but think i couldve been cooler or whatever.I pretty much feel that way about every cool person i have said hi to before. But this cute drawing makes me feel like i can move past this consistent feeling of blah someday.

I promise you - unless you are a real creepy weirdo hanging around for 40 minutes or trying to touch my tattoos, you are FINE. I swear I’m less snarky in person than I can be online. My boundaries are there for people who would cross them, not to deter the friendly and excited. Tell me you’re nervous at a show and I’ll tell you I am, too!

And you - yes, you! You’re going to be okay.

kateordie:

thecatalystundefined:

kateordie:

Cool down art / pep talk

Kate is v. Cool. Maybe next Tcaf around i can actually go up to her table without massive anxiety making me feel like im the most annoying fan ever :/ i probably was pretty alright but i cant help but think i couldve been cooler or whatever.

I pretty much feel that way about every cool person i have said hi to before. But this cute drawing makes me feel like i can move past this consistent feeling of blah someday.

I promise you - unless you are a real creepy weirdo hanging around for 40 minutes or trying to touch my tattoos, you are FINE. I swear I’m less snarky in person than I can be online. My boundaries are there for people who would cross them, not to deter the friendly and excited. Tell me you’re nervous at a show and I’ll tell you I am, too!

And you - yes, you! You’re going to be okay.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.